Friday, June 1, 2007

It's The Freakn Weekend Baby, Gonna Have Me Some Fun!

Nothing of excitable proportions happened in Pru's life this week. Well, maybe one thing but I don't wanna talk about it.
In an effort to leave on a jovial note I present the following news(not) items.

Yahoo News: Succeeding where the Mongols failed for years, a Chinese mining company ripped a hole in the Great Wall so their trucks could avoid paying tolls.

The Mecury News: Dead whale spotted near Golden Gate. Coast Guard said it isn't Delta or Dawn, just some stupid anonymous whale that doesn't love you like they do

KTRC-Houston:What do you do when you are drunk and get kicked out of a party for trying to steal an Xbox 360? You set fire to the beer of course

This one is for Old K: Herald Tribune:Ugly-ass rare baby red-ruffed lemurs born at Lemur Conservation Foundation. It was a double triple (w/pics)

BBC:"Lucky man survives lightning hit" or "Unlucky man struck by lightning" - the choice is yours

Boston Herald:If you're thinking of drinking sangria/Don't go driving where someone can see ya/It's also not best/To skip DUI tests/Even if your pop's Justice Scalia

Newsday: Arsonist claims his rough sex technique killed woman, not the fire

ABC News:Sudanese government responds to U.S. sanctions with a threat that really hurts; banning export of gum arabica, the ingredient that makes your soda fizzy

AP:Clean air study in Rome finds residents are breathing cocaine and cannabis

WFAA:Mom gives birth to twins. Her third set of twins. Oh, and she's only 20 years old. And unemployed. As is her 21 year old boyfriend. Hurray reproductive freedom!

Yahoo News:U.S. Baghdad embassy floor plans appear online, with everything except the little caption "put bomb here"

The Sun:Nearly half of all men think their ween is too small according to study from the Is It In Yet? Institute

And my favorite:

Slate:Wine is now more popular than beer in the USA!!

I am off to make sure this trend continues!
Have a great weekend everyone!

Pru

6 comments:

Kate Isis said...

They ripped a hole in the great wall of China?
And doesn't that 20 year old own a playstation?
Have a good weekend Prudence xoxox

Fresh Hell said...

I went to high school with a lady who is on her 10th kid. the first six were twins. She had six kids under 5 years old at one point. Since then, she's been pumping out singles. Some folks don't know when to quit.

"Is It In Yet? Institute"... Hilarious!

paddy said...

A few got me especially the 20 year old: third set...curse or a blessing? All brought a smile to my face.
Love Paddy

dive said...

It's the weekend?
Why'd nobody tell me?

zirelda said...

Wine is more popular than beer.... I had some pomegranate wine and another deep red that was much better by the second glass at my sister's yesterday.

Sudan can keep their gum arabica. If that's what it takes, I'll make the sacrifice.

Sassy Sundry said...

Enjoy your wine. Just don't go driving with lemurs. It's dangerous.